her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
