You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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