he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize