He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
how does that bad decision feel?
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