It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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