the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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