no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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