I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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