No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
