Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Semen is not good for contacts.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
