is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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