On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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