i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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