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whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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