Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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