So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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