i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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