There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
she peed on how many people?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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