and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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