Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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