this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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