maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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