dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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