did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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