Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
