Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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