I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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