There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
