I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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