i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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