I'm jealous of your bromance
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
