Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
so much tequila, so little girl.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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