i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
