BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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