i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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