i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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