you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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