well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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