you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
