do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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