I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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