So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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