So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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