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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.

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(845): View more from New York

You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.

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(207): View more from Maine

Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Are you feeling better yet?

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I need a nap and a new butthole

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(901): View more from Tennessee

It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.

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