I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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