oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I deserve this hangover.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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