I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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