His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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