garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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