I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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