Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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