Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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