its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
