so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
